Off Topic The Burly Arms

I don’t want to give her an uppercut.

 

Unfortunately you can't learn "game" you just either got it or ya take ya ex who dumped you back

 

As in.

Go for the unattainable, and don't **** mingers cos you can.

 

Think Torville & Dean won Olympic gold dancing to the latter...

 

ffs

That was Bolero

 

Decent red wine that.

Might have a glass later

 

Some of us struggle to shag mingers.

 

She’s taking me out for dinner at a posh place as an apology

 

Ya don't say! ... composed by a bloke named after some chocolates too

 

Mate what you should do is tell her your not interested in another relationship with her but you will entertain her for sex and booty calls.

Try it, works every fukin time. You get ya balls back and maybe some sex. Or she says no and knows you think **** all of her anymore.

Win win

 

Some reeet ****s on here

can see why some women take the piss tbh

calling them ‘dates’ instead of ‘a shag’, ‘hook up’ etc etc

bare Beta

 

Too much putting the pussy on a pedestal here.

Thats the problem.

Treat em mean keep em keen aint bullshit like.

 

Bet neither mentioned blowjob in the first 10 minutes

propa suss these lads

 

Ponks & Diego "likes" ffs ... where's Haggy's net? ...

 

Get a takeaway and tell her to give you the cash instead, the ****

 

Probs even paid for her beer and burger ffs

 

Lol, Fosse rattled by a like.

 

I'm keeping out of this.

 

Rattled? ... simply pissing myself at who took the ****wittery seriously ... reckon you and Diego could be in the frame for a movie sequel ... about a couple of juvenile elephants with oversized ears

 

Mate ... you did the 'chumming' ... great job n'all