Transfer Rumours January window

His wages aint free.

Go ahead mate just don't say I never warned ya when the time comes

 

I don't care about money I just want to get a big name to annoy people

 

Itll only end up annoying you, when he breaks down after 20mins and ya don't see him again til next season

Trust me bruv ya doing barca a massive favour here. He's a dud.

 

Nothing can annoy me I've supported nufc and in the dirt, so now I feel like great

 

K mate gd luck wid dat anyway yeh

 

Billions and billions

 

Munse is as my old nan used to say, a monkey who's found a mirror.

 

Dembele tho.

Mans literally made a career from being injured

 

That's my point as well. Got money, infatuated by it, but don't know what to make of it or what to do with it. Monkey with a mirror.

 

The vaults im amassing

 

Fee believed to be more like £9m and with add ons

 

That how she described a man with tits.

 

Make sure you subscribe to toffee tv bro my boi astro works there

 

Nah, get all my everton news from you, no need for a subscription.

 

That's your mentality

Loads of clubs have big name players. I doubt anybody will really care. It'll be a big thing for Newcastle supporters and that's it.

 

You could change by deed poll ... possibly to Titiana Ibn Mooby-Mamariesoff ... that's quite a big name and is also likely to annoy the guys in the club shop trying to fit it on the back of your new toon shirt

 

Jan Venegoor of Hesselink. That’s a big name.

 

Ok sonic I'll think about it