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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    what like a fat dwarf???
     
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    20 ‘ tall is not a dwarf. <doh>
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    It could be a tall dwarf!
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Happy New Year to all of our southern cousins from Wearside who venture over here and take the insults on the chin. The interaction might not be what it once was, but fair play to all of you who try to keep it going! Hope you and your families have a good new year.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Jan 1, 2022
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I have a bit of grit in my eye as I glow warmly

     
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    Roy is right Sid. Boxing would be a great way to lose weight. If you work out hard enough you could emulate your team and go down two divisions.
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    That was quite clever.....

    .....for you!
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Ha! Me going down 2 divisions is hard. The team made it look piss easy!
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

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    Haven't been here for a few days, didn't realise the conversation had veered on to Sidney's obesity.

    Go keto, unhealthy but the weight flies off.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jan 1, 2022
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

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    That was quite…

    patronising

    even for you.

    :)
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    One does try...
     
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    Try dropping down a division first as that’s meant to piss easy by all accounts!
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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  14. Nig

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    Suit you lot more,
    I've heard you's like a fist in the ring <laugh> :emoticon-0173-middl :emoticon-0172-mooni :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  15. Nig

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    Fook off, my year/life has been ruined after my eldest daughter informed me that through her ancestry research, I have family relatives who were born in Newcastle for fùck sakes :(

    Obviously I'm totally gutted but it does mean I'm more Geordie than Berts Shìt Chop <laugh> :emoticon-0136-giggl :emoticon-0140-rofl:





    By the way girls, where's @Makemstine Roger ?
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Kim Jong Un is more Geordie than Albert!!

    By the way, welcome aboard. Will you be wanting your Geordie passport?
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I know Callan's family, good Bedlington stock. ****ing crazy that our little town had one guy in the QF and one in the last 32 with Chris Dobey. I'm not sure what that says about Bedlington and drinking mind.

    Both avid Toon fans.
     
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  18. Nig

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    Nah, some cùnt bought me one as a joke many years ago .


    They only get you VIP status in Poundland and charity shops ;)

    Kim Jong Un taks better Engrish than Bert anarl :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Unemployment <laugh>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jan 3, 2022
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    Kinnell , they still sell em :rolleyes: :D

    offishal-geordie-passport-280-1-p.jpg
     
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