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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 1, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Just a bit of fun.
    I’m getting transferred from Newport to Liverpool for £87m

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  2. Ben 10

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    Roma to West Brom for £56m. They're spending the parachute payments wisely
     
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  3. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    I’m leaving Lille for Preston, £69m…..Ashley must’ve bought Preston
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Exeter to Birmingham for £100M.

    They convinced me that I could leave with their permission if somebody with a project wanted me.
     
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  5. Griffy

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    Newcastle to Ipswich for 28 million, not good enough for the revolution!
     
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  6. Griffy

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    Wrong way round my bad
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Newport to Grimsby for £52m.

    Newport must be our 2nd team in the premier league.
     
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  8. boxheed

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    Chelsea to hull for £41m
     
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  9. Maximin Effort

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    Valencia to Ipswich for £36m.

    I've clearly not fulfilled my potential in Spain!
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Stockport to Grimsby for £100M.

    Still waiting for my big breakthrough!!
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    At that price I'm guessing our new owners have bought you for the third team!!
     
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  12. ToonArmy1892

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    Dover to Ipswich for 44 mil.
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    Youz are **** in off to Barcelona 100m
     
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  14. mmmkay

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    Newcastle to West Brom for 100mil
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Valencia to Juventus for 45m

    a Steve Bruce signing ?
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    Lille to Seville for £45m.

    Seville have been robbed, my legs have gone.
     
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  17. Charlie Dogscock

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    Stockport to Tottenham for £95m.

    Stockport must know I'm a bad ass motherfucker if they can get that much from Spurs... But Spurs Are the clowns who paid £30m for Sissoko, so who knows I could be ****e!
     
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  18. Magdad

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    Stockport to Liverpool on a free
     
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  19. ProfessorBarney

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    Valencia to Liverpool for £16m, guess I'm going to be a bench-warmer :-(.
     
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  20. Magpie Fozz

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    Roma to Grimsby - 24 Million
     
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