Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Watford

Emerson is being utter ****e in his crossing.

 

2 years ago he would have shot for the near post through the defenders legs...

 

I have sciatica, am nearly 55, have knackered knees and ankles and a dodgy shoulder and wrist...and in his current form Son ain't scoring past me

 

And he's getting enough ****ing practice!

 

I’d really look at getting Son off. He’s been so **** for ages now and just doesn’t seem to have any umph to his game. Gil on, please.

 

We've got a really major problem, in that Kane, Son and Lucas apart, nobody's got a goal in them. Across the whole season, I'd wager that Reguillon, Emerson, Dier, Sanchez, Davies, Hojbjerg and Skippy would struggle to hit double figures collectively.

 

Looks like we are not getting any decisions again today..

 

Son again losing the ****ing ball. Just get him off.

 

Oh for Cods sake ... there is a time and plaice for this type of comment

 

Most of those would struggle to hit a cows arse with a banjo!

 

I said that a couple of weeks ago and you said he often has these spells....

 

Yeah that spell’s a bit too long for my liking now, lol.

 

Lucas been pony as well.

This is probably a game for Ndombele but not sure Conte will trust him. We need that creative passer in the side, these lot can’t break down low blocks without one.

 

Wonder if Conte will sub Emerson at HT.
Been pedestrian in his running down the flank,
and his crossing (for all the time he has) is terrible.

 

That Watford defender had a nice grab of Kane’s shirt there, if he fell like Bernardo Silva today there might have been a case.

 

Watford have the middle packed and we insist on playing straight balls into the melee. Stupid!

 

Diagonal ball to Emerson, cross into the box, cleared by defender. Repeat.
That's the first half, basically.

 

VAR.

 

Is this a new ref? How the **** did he miss Dier being dragged down?

 

Don't use it for us unless it's to cancel out a goal