Apparently squirrels are piss heads They like to seek out rotting fruit and get lashed up on the fermenting rotten fruit that turns to alcohol. Reckon chief should add some spice to this deathmatch by leaving out some old plums and blackberries
Only had a couple of pints. Legs got cut to bits when we got the winner and barely slept. Fun evening though. May have met the love of my life which is an awkward one when you’re in a long term relationship.
Happens to even the strongest of us. You get ****ered and have a lil flirt with ya girls sister and its all fun and games until you bang her and it all comes out at Xmas dinner in front of the fam Just **** bank it and save yaself
Sounds like a bit of a slosher tbh mate If she knows you got a bird like. Perhaps a bit unstable too = bad side chick trait. Whats her name? She buffer than ya Mrs? They know each other? What's the appeal?
About to hit the road fam but will give details later. You honestly wouldn’t believe this one if I told you.
Binned a few of my exes for the one. The daft one. The stupid one. The angry one and the jealous one. Worked out in the end but...oh the angst.
