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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

    0 vote(s)
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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Ninja Sauté pan

    Five ten goretex boots

    knee pads and elbow pads

    Hot water bottle in a Christmas pudding cover with a pouch you can stick your feet into.

    Happy with all of that <ok>
     
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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Venezuelan Rum

    Navy Strength Gin

    Tin of hotdogs

    Josh Widdicombe book

    T-shirt

    Ticketmaster gift card
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Sorry wot?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    73BDA1EB-57AE-44F2-81D7-1443B22AC557.jpeg
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Treated myself yesterday.

    New Paul Smith jeans, very nice.

    Some 'tent' slippers. Down essentially, loke the ridiculously expensive TNF ones, but a Swedish brand, so cheaper.

    They'll stink soon.

    Going to buy some gore tex trail trainers this arvo soon as I get some more time to browse on the Web.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Ground up rat in those.
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    One of man's worst inventions.
     
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  10. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    They are the premium ones, they have added wasp wing meat
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Love'em if proper (usually German) ones ... but those ones I think have 'mechanically recovered meat' in them ... not so appetizing... :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Fosse showing all that he’s got the biggest hotdog.
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Definitely checked to see if he could fit his whole cock in the jar.

    Sadly it was just a bit too thick.
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Not tried them yet tbf but made in Germany and no mechanically recovered stuff ... <cheers>
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    It was from Santa’s bag of ****e
     
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  18. Tobes

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    What, at the food bank?
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Could be… but it’s in place of tree presents. Everyone buys a piece of **** present, wraps it puts in a bag. Everyone then picks one. I got the hotdogs
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    What did the others get?
     
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