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Prince Bone Saw’s Toon thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by cini65, Apr 1, 2020.

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How long until they’re calling Staveley a useless old slag?

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  3. 18 months

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  4. Protests outside her house after 2 windows

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You're talking a specific side though and after the fact. In the context of having a points target then you don't know who that 17th placed team will be, but in a poor league such as this you can almost guarantee that 35 will be enough - the team who finishes 18th will year simply won't get that many, whoever it is.

    You can't say Burnley needed 39 as that would imply another defeat would have altered the outcome.
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Anyway we've concluded nufc can stay up
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    And so can Norwich
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    Yes of course but the billions will see us through
     
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  5. Tobes

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    No, I’m saying to stay up you needed 39 points plus, as that was the lowest total above the bottom 3.

    The numbers I quoted earlier are the same. The lowest totals needed to stay up. No side has ever stayed up with less than 34 points, 35 points has been enough 3 times and 36 - 5 times. These are just facts.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    Surely 34 is around 30
     
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  7. Tobes

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    You’ve got 57 points to play for, so of course it’s mathematically possible for you to stay up, and that will remain the case until it isn’t.

    The thing is, you’ve got 11 points from the last 57 available, so it’s gonna need some serious uplift.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I see your point as you're saying my target only works if you don't apply to whoever finishes bottom 3 in that particular season but as a general target to aim for in a poor league I'd wager it's sound. Cba to look I can't imagine many have gone with that amount in recent years.

    It may be a fact that the lowest totals are what you state but it's also a fact that lots of those were more than was actually required. I don't consider City as needing 100 points to win the league in 2018 as they could have lost another two games and still won the league.

    The end product is different to the absolute of what was required is how I see it. And to take it back to my initial point I'd be staggered if 18th place this year got 33+.

    Think we'll have to agree to disagree mate. Toon need a miracle to breach 30 anyway so I suspect it's irrelevant lol.
     
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    Yeah I got what you were saying mate, it’s just never been borne out in reality.

    The Toon are going to have to amass 25 points from 19 games imo. An average of 1.16 points per game. Their current average is 0.56. So they’re basically going to have to more than double their return from the 1st half of the season. This off the back of them possibly losing their main striker for a couple of months.

    They’re all banking on a January window miracle saving them, but I just can’t see it personally.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    This is a lot of chatter for a few posters to say "I'd like Newcastle to go down"
     
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  11. Jammy 07

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    Yes please and take Norwich & Burnley with you.
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    Good results today.. A couple more defeats for Watford Burnley and Leeds and nufc are right back out the ****.

    To go into Jan only 2 adrift looked impossible going into our December fixtures
     
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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    Inter Milan will become the richest team in the World. Furthermore, under the partnership with the KSA, through Inter Milan, Italy can think big and regain the international soccer prestige it has lost over the years.

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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    https://www.ibtimes.com/inter-milan...g-major-international-football-player-3364661

    In the coming days, while the legal paperwork reaches Inter Milan headquarter in Italy, a “game-changer” announcement will be made. Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund (PIF) will acquire the prestigious Italian soccer team Inter Milan. The “Nerazurri,” which is how the Italian team is known in Italy should be acquired for an astonishing $1 billion and the PIF will be the largest shareholder of the Club. PIF is one of the largest Sovereign Wealth Fund with approximately $400 billion under management and with investment across 13 sectors.
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Marseille too apparently.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    So NUFC soon to be renamed "PIF Thirds"? or something very similar ... <whistle>
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Oh…

    Will this affect the Toons place in the Champions League like?

    <laugh>
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    Unlucky lads it's been rubbished.

    This isn't anything new they are taking a minority stake from sunning
     
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