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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I know.

    We've had as many wins this afternoon as you've had all season.
     
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    Sidthemackem, Dec 27, 2021
  2. Ben 10

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    That's great but nobody gives a toss about division 3
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    It is and we do. So do you lot going by the continuing interest in our results, for which my thanks <ok>
     
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    Sidthemackem, Dec 27, 2021
  4. AwakingGiants

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    Watched Blunderland vs Oxford a few weeks back, awful, really awful. Ball was in play for at most 2mins then hoofed out of play, repeat.
    If was bloody horrible to watch, how the spackems even watch that I dont know as it was burning my eyes and I wanted to smack a mackem I soon as I saw one.
     
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    AwakingGiants, Dec 27, 2021
  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Blah, blah. League 1 crap. More blah blah. Fake/multiple account idiot. Salty tears. Etc etc. Zzzzzzzzzz
     
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    Sidthemackem, Dec 27, 2021
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    You're in league one
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 28, 2021
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Here's me thinking l dreamt it. Good job there's people like you handy.

    BTW. How do you get a black belt in the bleedin' obvious.. ?
     
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    Sidthemackem, Dec 28, 2021
  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Don't try stick with the yellow belt I think that's 3 down
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 28, 2021
  9. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I see what you did there!
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Dec 28, 2021
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I did too. Tragic, isn't it?
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Sunderland's position in the football pyramid? I think that's beyong tragic tbh...
     
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  12. boxheed

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    4 years in league 1
    4 ****ing years!!!
     
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  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Tsk. Still being called by you lot all the time (Good work, BTW).

    However, the fact remains that we are both now exactly halfway through our respective seasons, 19/38 for you and 23/46 for us. The half-term report reads as follows:

    NUFC: P19 W1 D8 L10 Pts 11 GD -23

    SAFC: P23 W14 D4 L5 Pts 46 GD +16

    You're 2nd bottom and we're 2nd top. Who's enjoying it more? Obviously, you're waiting on the Saudi wallet to open, but getting the players in for a relegation scrap will be harder than you think.

    Personally, l think you'll survive (sadly), but you sure as **** ain't out of the woods yet...!
     
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    Sidthemackem, Dec 29, 2021
  14. Charlie Dogscock

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    Glad you do, Lawro doesn't, but then he's a tedious **** with a decades long grudge against us. And form comparisons... I'll just say LOL to that.

    We have a decent chance though, should we get at least one good striker and defender through the door imminently.

    Norwich are horseshit and they're dead and gone.
    Burnley look like they're on the brink of going down after years of flitting between decent seasons and just avoiding relegation.
    Watford.... Well 7 defeats out of 8 it pretty horrendous in anyone's book, and I don't see them changing any time soon.

    If we get off sick for the Soton match, next is Watford on Jan 15th, new players in and win that, and things take a different turn.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Dec 29, 2021
  15. boxheed

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    Sorry Sid , comparisons like that only work on a like for like basis
    What your doing is comparing a Milwaukee power tool to a Chinese knock off that you bought from a bloke in a pub that catches fire after using it twice
     
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    boxheed, Dec 29, 2021
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  16. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Still hoping you buy Harry Maguire for squillions of Saudi pounds <laugh>
     
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    Sidthemackem, Dec 29, 2021
  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Glad you're enjoying your season, Heed <ok>

    We may be ****e, but we're winning!
     
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    Sidthemackem, Dec 29, 2021
  18. Toonitus

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    Someone post this on the makems board will you?

    They got a bit happy

     
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    Toonitus, Dec 29, 2021
  19. Maximin Effort

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    :emoticon-0119-puke:

    Surely even between us we have a limit on how low comments can get! He makes Lascelles look like an Olympic sprinter!
     
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    Maximin Effort, Dec 29, 2021
  20. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    But he scored against San Marino :)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Dec 29, 2021
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