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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    But a sunken heart ?

    I'm almost in tears here.
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    That's lovely. You want me to **** all over it?
    It will be a lovely Xmas flavoured ****e.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Bruv the heart wasn’t my choice. Was at the football innit.
     
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  4. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Phew that's a massive relief.

    Also now totally understandable given you were at the home of sunken hearts.

    Hope you enjoyed your grand day out Windy <cheers>
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Heart shapes lol

    man’s whipped
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    But I made it for you.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Bubble & squeak, cold meats and pickles today. Two helpings

    Followed by chocolate Yule log with clotted cream. Again, two helpings.

    Fat **** food coma now …
     
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  8. Solid Air 2

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    proper finishing off for Xmas grub :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Who bought you that like?

    Looks the ideal thing for a massive keyboard to sit on <laugh>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My future daughter in law. It'll be included in the speech one day.
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Good news bro, the father of the groom doesn’t get to give a speech.
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    So what did we all get then?

    I got two pairs of Xmas socks - useless 364 days a year

    3 x fcuk deodorant - ffs

    A new phone - cos i needed one and refused to get rid of my crackhead looking one so got it forced on me as a present kinda thing.

    A bonsai kit with 5 types of seed - wanted to do bonsai for years so glad with that

    Bottle of Appleton and a baileys

    Some wireless pod earphones = ****e, ill never use em.

    Jazz aftershave - bangin

    £50 tk maxx voucher

    Bout £150 in cash cos some people are lazy

    I think the bonsai kit wins
     
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  14. Milk..

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    Sorry, I'm a bit late, but, Merry Xmas everybody!
     
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  15. Milk..

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    Nothing.


    The wife and I didn't exchange gifts because we're trying to go cheap this year with all the costs associated with the move. Well, that's not entirely true, I got her some gummi bears.

    I'm sure my parents have something for me, but had to cancel going to see them after my daughter tested positive.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Sounds great<laugh>
     
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  17. Milk..

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    Actually it was, it's always tough to buy for the Mrs... And her birthday is barely more than a month after... And then two weeks until V day after that.

    It's a relief not having to think of what to get her. I'm fine going without, I don't want anything. I wish we could do this every year...<laugh> just buy for the kids.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Can be an arse ache if you don't know hat to get, when that happens I go for something useful, people always like useful things like the oven mits my bro got me which I forgot to put on my list. Oven mits are **** but if you need em they are a good present. <laugh>
     
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  19. Chief

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    Adidas sweatshirt for gym and stuff, Adidas long sleeve T, Napapijri bobble hat, Swiss army knife.



    All very useful.
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Jazz

    YSL?

    Classic banger
     
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