Match Day Thread Toon vs Manure - Predictions, line ups, discussion

Who the **** are man united?

 

I have no idea at the moment and I’m only on my first pre match pint so **** knows what I’ll think by 8pm

 

you will not know your own name by 8pm

anyone heading into town
Car parks are full and the roads into town are very busy

 

as long as I don’t recognise Clark’s name or Ritchie’s name it’s good

 

And if they both play? Will it blur into an Itchy Crack?

 

He better not play Clark ffs

 

I don't know if I'd rather him or Lascelles partner Schar, but if it's those 2 together I'll flip my lid

 

Both are ****e but Clark is more ****e.

 

The thought of Clark and lascelles having ronaldo in their back pocket is funny as ****

 

When you said you were having you 1st pint, was it a pint of turps?

 

that was a couple hours ago now man

 

Im just having my 1st can heading up shortly. Leazes for a change

 

Upstairs in wunderbar if you want a beer beforehand. Always in the Leazes

 

I'm not gan tonight

 

And tonight's dodgy var decision is...

I'm going for really soft pen to Manyoo.

 

The ref is the bloke who didn't give the pen against Man City and the VAR is the bloke who gave Leicester's against us.

Sound.

 

hope he keeps a beady eye on tonight's ref
I wonder what his thoughts are surrounding the decisions that have gone against us this season