Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

with a little luck it’s arranged for once they are confirmed as being down.

 

Less effort just to tell her to get ****ed.

 

M'mm or she could just drive herself the lazy mare.

Have to pick her up as well of course, apparently it's all good as it gives us time to talk in the car

 

Uh oh. What have you done wrong lately ?

'A chat' in the car sounds like bad news mate.

Alarm bells should be ringing here.

 

It's not you, it's me

 

Stop trying to get my hopes up guys

 

She's defo setting him up for some kind of bombshell

Jammy needs to fake a bout of diarrhea in the morning.

 

Yeah that, do that.

No idea why you’re even contemplating it, she’s inflicting pain on you because she has to work. The answer is “what’s wrong with your own car like? nah I’m gonna have a nice lie in”

 

A positive covid test, self isolate for a week, then she may have calmed down, from whatever it was was he didn't know he'd done yesterday

 

Avoidance tactics ?

Sounds like a good idea and then straight down the pub when she gets home

 

Lol this.

The impossible task of trying to work out exactly what the **** it was you did that got you in trouble, but have no idea what it could be

 

Nailed it in one.

However, as I value my relatively easy life it will be a pleasure to rise early without complaint.

 

^^^ Knowing that if you ask for a hint or a clue, you'll be in even more trouble, for not knowing.

 

Oh mate.

 

It's a sad state of affairs to be sure.

 

Could you just go down on her instead? Don’t even need to leave bed for that.

 

Brighton v Brentford at 8pm on Boxing Day.

Football is nothing without fans or something.

 

The grounds are all half empty.. Poor

 

It’s really helpful that you guys all use the same pic.

 

I lost a bet again