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Valentines Poem for all you lovers.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Feb 14, 2011.

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  1. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    You guys need to try harder. This love poem got me my hole with Tina <whistle>

    I'm man the hairy hunter, ****s know i'm hard as ****,
    but ****s like nev and ml11, i'm afraid they're out of luck,
    sure they boast they can fight like hardmen, but not as good as me,
    but one they sure do suck at, is the art of po-et-ry,

    See my rhyming skills are pukka but my masculinity's quite scary,
    i do have a sensitive side but my chest and balls are hairy,
    so let us two ditch those ****s and I'll recite you some Sartre,
    then once i'm finished the poetry ****e, I'll do you up the farter!
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 14, 2011
  2. Father_Jack_Hackett

    Father_Jack_Hackett New Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Father_Jack_Hackett, Feb 14, 2011
  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    My girlfriend ditched me today on Valentines day for apparently being to kinky:emoticon-0101-sadsm

    When she told me I nearly choked on her **** :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Feb 14, 2011
  4. ziesha

    ziesha New Member

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Oh my Darling
    I Lay Down You
     
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    ziesha, Feb 15, 2011
  5. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I still get wet reading that.
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 15, 2011
  6. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    I know Tina, I know. You're my Muse <ok>
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 15, 2011

  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Bullshit, but I'll accept the compliment.

    <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 15, 2011
  8. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    C'mon baby. You know it's true!
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 15, 2011
  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 15, 2011
  10. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    .
     
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  11. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    staggie, Feb 15, 2011
  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Stop trying to charm your way into my bed again, you know I'm such a soft touch for you xx
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 15, 2011
  13. Cossy

    Cossy Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    Well, its not my fault you didn't grease your arse up, is it?
     
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    Cossy, Feb 15, 2011
  14. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    I can help myself Tina. You arouse me!

     
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  15. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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  16. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    please log in to view this image

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <yikes><laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 15, 2011
  18. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    are they for you or for tina bollo?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Feb 15, 2011
  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'm guessing a little from column A and a little from column B....
     
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    VenomPD, Feb 15, 2011
  20. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    probably mostly for bollo <barrowman>

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    Kim Jong Il, Feb 15, 2011
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