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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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    0.0%
  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. Spurlock

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    photoshopped
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It isn’t fam. 51DEDAE8-417F-4D98-A0B1-4799D01DF3DE.jpeg
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    yeah it’s not bad…one of my nieces has got one….tried it often.

    I enjoy it but you can’t spend hours on it like it’s an Xbox. Can get physically tiring…depends on the game

    tried

    boxing
    Rollercoaster(made me feel sickly like the real deal)
    Evil dead
    Some matrix thing
    Parkouring
     
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  4. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Very festive mate.
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    pieguts Mentor

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    None of us like Christmas pud, mince pies etc. so it makes deserts difficult. My daughter-in-law is both pregnant and a chocoholic so it works for her!
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Well, back from my sisters.
    Turkey wrapped in bacon, chorizo pigs in blankets, normal pigs in blankets, sausage meat stuffing, peas, carrots, suede/sweet potato mash, sprouts with chestnuts, parsnips, roasties and cauliflower cheese.
    Pudding was pear tart with custard & cream, followed by cheesecake, had to swerve the mince pies christmas pudding for health reasons.
    Currently slightly uncomfortable, but I can breathe normally, which is better than 3 years ago when my other sister did a 'carvery' and all I could do was pant for about 3 hours.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    I hope it’s crackling.
     
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  11. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Just a cheeky bit of crackling.
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Quessy winning this so far with his combo of mash and roast spuds, ham, turkey, crackling, a decent looking cauliflower cheese all served up in a fat b’tard size portion.

    I’m not loving the look of those runner beans though, so there’s still scope for somebody else to snatch this trophy.
     
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    sideways plate

    Disqualified
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Headz up to @Chief for this.

    I mean, he didn’t buy it for me the tight bastard, but it’s a great pan.

    Looking forward to making a big **** off spanish omelette with chorizo in that for breakfast tomorrow.

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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I did wonder about that.

    Defo a points deduction at least.
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    Snowing here

    been snowing for last 10 minutes

    it’s a white Xmas

    goowon there
     
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    Right, that's me. Hope you all had a good day.
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Anyone else drunk? Bunch of ****bag ****xuntss
     
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    That's a late night you had there, going to be sore in the morning.
     
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    So worst present?

    Mine is this.

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