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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Sucky is a ****

    13 vote(s)
    81.3%
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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Pavlova wreath and/or Christmas pudding for afters.

    <ok>
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Mrs Chief wins

    well done her
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Turkey, pigs in blankets, parsnips, roasties, stuffing and sprouts on the plate.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 25, 2021
  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Not seen Schlem's yet.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    he’s passed out somewhere I reckon

    won’t be seeing it
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Surely carrots are a must veg wise?
     
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    Self criticism, the roasties and parsnips needed more time but that's life.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Luv seen my spuds n parsnip and got bare para now
     
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    Meat looks overdone. :bandit:
     
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    Always there but not a must. Parsnips and sprouts are the key musts.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    followed Leiths cooking Bible for instructions

    55 mins for every Kg at 200 degrees

    4 kg = 3hrs 40

    then 20 mins at 220 for a final crisp up

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, we had all that **** too bro.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Luv fighting back <laugh>
     
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    The last thing I saw burnt like that, the curtains closed on it as we were singing hymns!
     
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    I'd be making things up as well if I hadn't taken pics. <whistle>
     
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    No photos of the mains I’m afraid but my misses made a chocolate cheesecake 2BE38AFA-D0CB-402B-BD97-55ED752AC3D3.jpeg
     
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    3CB48B46-3621-4370-8051-439D74887176.jpeg
    chocolate orange pannetone bread and butter pudding
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    My sister bought my nephew one of those VR headsets. Anyone got one of those? I've never been convinced by the concept tbh but having used one thought it was great fun and am considering investing.
     
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    Some good games out there that support it, Fallout, Skyrim but I think you need certain types of headsets and a PC to get the best use out of them I believe.
     
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    Good for porn
     
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