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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I have a story about weatherspoons and ****ting my pants twice in one night.
    Anyone want to hear it?
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Second season losers.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It wouldn’t be Christmas Eve without it.
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I have an ittolleranxe to be read so I dhit myself twice in one night. You had to be there...
     
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  5. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Should be an award for best Wetherspoons story really.

    Never been in one myself but all you chavs looking for a cheap pint In London must have a tale ot two to tell ?
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I just posted on our work group ****e. Not sure if I'll get the sack.
     
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  7. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Santa's using it tonight so you should be ok <ok>
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Screenshot the message here.
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Glad I wasn't tbf.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    I already feel like I was.
     
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  11. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone

    Lets all hope we can get back to some level of normality, whatever that is for most on here
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Easy bro

    nice to see ya!

    Happy holidays to you and yours

    X
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    Watford in the Championship then.
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Dropped Joe a text today wishing him a good one from the Not606 Fam

    He replied…says he’s had a few complications after his Op

    his sternum hasn’t healed so has to go back in in new year to get it metal plated together.

    Happy Xmas to y’all
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That sounds like a tough gig. Joe is a soldier, so he'll take whatever comes at him.

    Send him all the best from us lot when you speak to him bro

    <peacedove>
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Right, I think my little un is finally asleep. So I can start to (quietly) bring the presents in, chew on the bit of old carrot she's left for Rudolph and wash it down with the nip of brandy lol.

    Blessings to each and everyone of you on here. Hope you have a great Christmas

    Peace x
     
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  17. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    If Santa was real I'm sure he'd approve of the pork pie and wensleydale I've just put out for him <ok>
     
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Waste of food
     
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    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing gets wasted at our gaff...

    Even the floater from this morning is still circling the house on security duty.
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Santa doesn’t exist
     
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