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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Sucky is a ****

    13 vote(s)
    81.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    " Them that smelt it delt it "

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    Your resting case is?
     
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    Smelled smelly smelly fuk ****.

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    Not me, never.
     
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    6ft under and awaiting my arrival I believe.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Where's luv anyway? Still waiting on this keyboard.
     
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    Bielsa ball. He's a **** ****.
     
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    Probably on tambourine during the family rendition of All I Want For Christmas Is You
     
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    With you sat there in anticipation with your 13 inches.
     
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    Feeling festive, might order a Turkey substack from Subway
     
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    Nah, when they are about 10 from what I remember.
     
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    Proper gentleman is Marcelo... doesn't make excuses and never blames anyone but himself.
     
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    Don't be a ****.
     
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    I only ordered a 9 inch pepperoni. Lots of turkey to eat tomorrow.
     
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    Excuses for Birldaffress :afro:
     
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    You need an
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    That’s tomorrow’s starter.
     
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    @ trivago breakfast.
     
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    Can anyone translate ?
     
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