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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Dec 24, 2021.

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  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    The man, the myth, the legend
     
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    Ben 10, Dec 24, 2021
  2. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    If that’s a “joke”, my sense of humour must be on the wain.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Dec 24, 2021
  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Don't fret. He'll be back in his dinghy back to Amsterdam pretty soon now lol
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Dec 24, 2021
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  4. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Dave Allen
     
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    boxheed, Dec 24, 2021
  5. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    Happy Christmas ye lunatics!!
     
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    Givemeursaltytears, Dec 24, 2021
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  6. Nig

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    Merry Christmas you black and white cùnts ;)
     
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    Nig, Dec 25, 2021
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Merry Christmas you Mackem bastard. Hope you have a good one.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 25, 2021
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  8. JakartaToon

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    He doesn't need the padding now.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 25, 2021
  9. Toonitus

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    Merry Christmas let's enjoy the January sales
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 25, 2021
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    364 sleeps until Xmas
     
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  11. Magdad

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    Unfortunately our Elf on a shelf has caught Covid19 and produced his lateral flow test whilst going into elf isolation. Bairn's been more concerned about it dying than his presents ........ Evil dad :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Magdad, Dec 25, 2021
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  12. CaraMatt

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    Spade; shoebox; family gathering in the garden as the sun goes down -

    he will always remember this particular Christmas

    (obviously don’t! But cute idea for a story)
     
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  13. CaraMatt

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    Happy Christmas you lovely lot
     
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    CaraMatt, Dec 25, 2021
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    happy Christmas fella. I got my present a few weeks ago…

    #bruceout
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    Absolutely stuffed still and I finished eating 6hrs ago:
    Lobster and Prawns -served on ice
    Sushi
    Turkey with everything
    Beef Carpaccio Salad
    Sausage Pie
    Crepes Suzette

    All for ~30quid.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 25, 2021
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    They gave you £30???
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Dec 25, 2021
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  17. JakartaToon

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    As s Maths teacher you should recognise the little squiggly line which means ‘about’.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 25, 2021
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I've drunk too much and that line looks straight lol
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Dec 25, 2021
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Dec 25, 2021
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  20. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Why is Jamie Reuben in prison?? <yikes>
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Dec 25, 2021
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