What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

‘Kids helped me make them’

Oldest trick in the book. Fooling no one.

 

Cooking mince pies on the same tray as sosig rolls ffs, mmmmm meaty.

 

I thought they looked good… but was questioning the same tray method

 

I assume he just put them on the same tray after cooking.

This is what he will claim now anyway

 

You ducked out and gone to Peej’s?

 

when you gonna brown them off.

**** it, if I’m taking the heat!

 

did you drop them!

 

kids innit

 

Homemade smoked salmon pate thing.

now I’m off for a few beers.

 

Looks like you couldn’t be arsed with the 2nd one

Bet they are tasty af though

 

rustic innit.

yeah, gave up and got the beer out

 

Howd ya do that?

Love salmon but never had pate of it

 

Sick of seeing that advert from KFC for the gravy bucket thing, makes me wretch, who the **** buys that ****?

 

Not even me.
Think I had KFC once 20 odd years ago when I was out on the piss around Newcastle.
Never again.

 

Not big on chicken anyway, but the state of the kfc near me is something else levels of filthy.

So never for me

 

Have thought exactly the same every time I've seen it.

Rank.

 

smoked salmon, cream cheese, dash of lemon and pepper.

chop/mix and blend. Save a bit for making it look sexy as ****. Dead easy

 

Have you seen the ****e they put in the gravy?

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