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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Fox Mulder, Dec 23, 2021.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Something else you don't like?
     
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    35 degrees.

    We're all feeling sorry for you. The suffering you have to go through.

    <doh>
     
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  3. Fox Mulder

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    I don't like hot weather tbh unless I know its only temporary
     
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    Everything is temporary in the grand scheme of things.

    But think about the advantages:
    - no need to warm up when you play sport
    - swimming outdoors year round
    - low heating bills
    - cheap mangoes, papaya, coconuts
     
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    Its actually not. Apart from the northern bit their climate is seasonal as well. They just need to switch Christmas to June 25th.
     
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  6. Fox Mulder

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    It's hotter than here even in their fridges
     
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  7. JakartaToon

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    Just about everywhere is hotter than Newcastle. Coldest place I have ever lived.
     
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    I'm currently in the house with the heating on at 25 with a coat and a wooley hat on
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Pussy
     
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  10. Fox Mulder

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    It's my genes mate
     
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    I am in my study with the AC set to 18deg C, in shorts and a tee-shirt! If we all settled for 22degC we could probably solve global warming.
     
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    You maybe need to thing about gender reassignment if you have pussy in your genes.
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I read an article where it says 19 degC n heating would help
     
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    Wuss.
     
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    Whenever they have an electricity shortage here due to a power station or transmission line failure they tell offices here to set the AC up to 25degC. It makes a huge difference in power useage.

    I would do the calculations but you are a teacher so I am not going to show you how to suck eggs.
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    Its just a statement of fact.

    I have lived in the following places in my lifetime so hardly surprising Newcastle is the coldest:
    Lytham St Annes
    Lancaster
    York
    Reading
    Newcastle
    Llandudno
    Houston
    Lima
    Jakarta

    You lived in a colder one then?
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I may well be a teacher in maths but science I know very little about as I wasn't interested as a child sadly
     
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    Still not doing it.
     
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    His name's Jak not sadly.
    Wuss.
     
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  20. Fox Mulder

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    Good riddance to another Christmas
     
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