Working today, need to pretend I’m not just sitting around doing nothing so I can avoid what ever prep is going on in the kitchen Might order a fry up as pretty hanging, wonder if Travellodge is on Deliveroo
YouToob videos of some random family making cardboard box forts on at our house. I'm gonna take the mutt for a walk
There’s some fat ginger on YouTube who does “travel on a budget” videos. Basically he just goes round blagging/robbing **** for free. He says going into one of the all you can eat breakfast and not paying is piece of piss. They just assume you are staying at the hotel, you’ve clearly taken a misstep somewhere
It’s probably staged. Walked into a 5000 a night hotel in a Wales shirt and Lonsdale swimming shorts and said to some employee he’d just checked in and could they show him the amenities. When he gets to somewhere in the hotel he likes he says “Actually I fancy a swim now if that’s ok, do you have a towel/other free **** I can use and I’ll go right ahead” Nobody seems to clock that everyone else in the hotel is minted with supermodel mrs’ and here is some mutant pissing in the pool
Used to do a similar thing when I was in Spain. The all inclusive hotels were great, sometimes the food wasn't all that, but there was always free beer.
She's getting all defensive now and saying that hers tastes really nice so I've stopped taking the piss.
it started with the salt……now we’re talking silver sprayed Christmas cakes ffs. This is what happens. It’s all going in my book.
