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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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    0.0%
  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Needs sauce tho
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It’s actually really hard to buy cheese on Christmas Day.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just tried the Christmas cake tbf if you ignore the silly silver icing it's cracking. I'll do a pic of a slice sometime.
     
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    You can't get anything even the dealers are shut

    Anyway I hate the entire thing, but merry Christmas to you all and have a good day.
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Well that's obviously bollocks.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    How many cheese dealers do you know that are open on Christmas day
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Jewish delis will be open bro.
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    Phew.. Panic over
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Go to that weird bit of Gateshead where the hasidics live and you won’t know it’s Christmas.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    Got some Baileys cream in the fridge, looks hanging but will probably do the job.
     
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  11. Jammy 07

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    Just clocked the wonderful carol singers @Chief

    Genuinely pissed myself laughing.

    Ps. The landlord at The Fox & Newt in Leeds always gets his cheeseboard out on xmas day night, although it's usually free. Adil's next door but 2 is open for curries as well so it's a pretty good night out if I remember correctly.
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Had a friend over last night….. she was like I wouldn’t know it’s Christmas if I lived here.

    I have no lights, no tree or calendar!
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Do you reckon the queen has ever sucked someone off?

    I reckon she has but only a few times.
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    Pics?
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Nah <laugh> she’s nice though
     
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    Oven tomorrow morning


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  17. luvgonzo

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    Bit of wrapping to be done and food to prep, will get out for a walk early I think then get on with it.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Morning.

    Christmas eve walk down the round the beach, castle and golf course.

    Will take the remnants of the mulled cider in a flask.

    Then it's Christmas eve chillies, with drinks and such stuff. Got to get the kids to bed at a reasonable time or else ****ed all day tomorrow.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Got It's a Wonderful Life on because I wasn't allowed Sky Sports news.

    It's a tough watch.
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’m watching Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen being interviewed on ITV so that sounds ok.
     
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