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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by DIY Matters, Dec 22, 2021.

  1. Fox Mulder

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    I love that wifey that looks like the till operator thinking wtf get off my till
     
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    I’m more of an ass man than a boob man and Paltrow has a very nice ass.
     
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    Too late
     
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    See chaps it’s always the same. The forum party would start as a football gossip drink fest.

    But it would just end up being another round of dirty old men talking about tits and ass.
     
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    That's the way it should be.........till the snowflakes make us all extinct.
     
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  6. Fox Mulder

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    It depends really usually the have one attribute better than the others. Even back in the day I'd find a flawed area and they were top top really. These days if they've got one area that isn't flawed they'll do
     
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    I avoid parties they never end well... Those days are now long gone and tbh they carried on longer than I was enjoying it.

    I'd rather do a little exercise, eat some nice food and read the news
     
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    I had something similar and learned it's too stressful. It's better to have one that the postman, the butcher, every guy on the gym and your friends aren't all masterbating over for example. You don't necessarily have any evidence for it, but you just know and it make life difficult. Then it ends and you lose your dignity
     
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    Or you learn that sharing is caring :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Seriously it's not all it's cracked up to be..

    They have the friendzone - it's when the male is too nice essentially even if they're handsome they're just too pleasant.

    I have the safe zone - it's where you know you can live without them and someone else can have them it's no big deal.
     
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    Souness Boyle may beg to differ.

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    I don't know which of the two ****s is worse
     
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    She's turned quick

    Time waits for no pussy.. I was killed and Denise Richards yesterday.. 20 years and they're done. The next batch steals the limelight
     
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    I watched a current film with Denise Richards in this week. She looks awful now/ to much surgery.
     
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