Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Took a girl on a date to the Magners factory once.

Three hours later I was in cider.

 

She bought ours in Aldi in the end. It looks a blinder too, about £20 cheaper than the Sainsbury's one we were going to get.

Failed to win one this year. Again

 

We got ours this morning from there too, first time from there, looks the business

 

Got my tickets for Wimbledon vs Charlton on boxing day today, got an extra one thrown in for my old man, will tell him as a surprise when we have dinner xmas day.

Happy cos the mrs has never been and the old man won't expect it

 

Fosse weeping that he didn't tell this one.

 

Yes man, that's what grown up presents are all about.

 

That’s a lovely grey.

 

Yeah supposed to be a silver shimmer. I'm saying **** all.

 

Give her a slap now or she’ll only do it again next year.

 

Luv gone over the top with decorating cake imo

 

Wrong thread

 

He's going for minimalist, but I've counted 3 Santas

 

Ive counted 3 green turds

 

Mrs luv has done the cake I'm not involved.

 

Tell her not606 thinks it looks ****

But break it to her gently

 

Dont like cake.

 

At all?

 

Especially grey ones