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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Dec 22, 2021.

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    What you want is

     
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    Toonitus, Dec 23, 2021
  2. Magdad

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    ........and as for Roly being a DJ, that would be the equivalent of Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer.
     
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    Magdad, Dec 23, 2021
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Yer but gwyneth Paltrow man.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Dec 23, 2021
  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Ewww
     
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  5. Magdad

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    Not being funny, I'd say nah, even if given the chance
     
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    Magdad, Dec 23, 2021
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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Prince Isak (GG), Dec 23, 2021
  7. Prince Isak (GG)

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  8. Magdad

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    You just know she wouldn't shut the **** up man, then wherever you shot your load you'd be in bother "not in my mouth" "not inside" not on my face" "Did you really just cum on my silk curtains?" etc.etc.
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Kin hell.
    Now I know why the footballing world calls us deluded.:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Dec 23, 2021
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    No. Some of us just don't fancy her.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Does she not sell her own sweat in jars??????
     
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    Magdad, Dec 23, 2021
  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    That would be up @I want Mackem Cock street for real.

    But yer I’m not saying she’s a 9/10 but I’d give her one.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Dec 23, 2021
  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Wasn't it the smell of her vagina?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Dec 23, 2021
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    I could come up with a list of 50 actresses easily I'd rather dive into head first than her. She'd not even make a top 100 with me.
     
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    Magdad, Dec 23, 2021
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    She's meant to be a proper bitch n all.
     
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    Magdad, Dec 23, 2021
  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    She looks it. No wonder Chris Martin was a miserable **** wit when he was with her
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Ok ok I was merely suggesting that the Coldplay lead singer who is fugly managed to get a sexy(ish) celeb.

    I wasn’t suggesting she was the sexiest woman on the planet.

    That accolade goes to……
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  19. Toonitus

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    Gay if you wouldn't buck that
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 23, 2021
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    Ffs I meant paltrow
     
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