Rangers v Celtic

You brought him up!!

 

Huns aren’t beeling. Not one bit.

 

Poor old Momma Tuna.

Taken in by a cigarette lighter-selling chap on the beach of Saltcoats.

Now finds herself with 8 black sprogs.

What a life.

 

As a sperm in my dad, William's, sack?

Jebus youse are really ****ing stupid, must be the inbreeding

 

EDGE destroying Papes with a rumbustious display of shock and awe.

Ye can only luv it

 

I think you have wiped them oot!

 

In the conversation you dumb ****

 

Sorry Dad, forgot you started counting backwards at 40

 

Battered the bejaysus oot of them

 

Was In Sauchiehall Street today, loads of shops boarded up or closed and graffiti on walls. Hardly anybody in the shops in Buchanan Street or Argyle Street. Glasgow seems a very sad city these days. Not even a pint with @Gambol in his new pub off Dumbarton Road could cheer me up.

 

Vote SNP, get ****.

 

That certainly seems the case.

 

Me and Julie going to town tonight if you want to DP her with me?

 

If you drapped doon to Nigelshire, I would meet you for a few in the Southwark Tavern then doon tae Horniman at Hays.

 

Down Sauchiehall Street or going down to Stumps?

 

I had a pint of Weihenstephaner earlier with my fried cheek of monkfish with tarragon aioli and chili. To be honest I had never heard of the beer before but it was pretty tasty. Needless to say that I had it neither in Sauchiehall Street nor in a pub just off Dumbarton Road.

 

You see - that's a cultured hun.

No licking windaes there.

 

Guise guise guise!

It's Christmas, come on!

Let's be kind to each other at this, holiest of holy times. Is there really any need for all the animosity?

Shameful behaviour all round. The baby Jesus will be turning in his shroud at this unseemly behaviour.

 

What’s the deal with these votes anyway?

majority rules or whit?

 

Well that all escalated quickly