con - the whole thing would be an endless series of arm-punching man-insults followed by increasingly aggressive comebacks (bit like one of my rare trips to the local)
CON - Chippys dress sense. Its bad enough all year round without saying the word party to him PRO - Jak can send everybody some Indonesian nibbles to make it a multi cultural affair. On the subject of food, no party is complete with without wine and cheese...anyone go by the first name Boris cause this clearly going to be your task
I’m like that party animal idiot that’s first on the dance floor. Who picks up the mic and sings angles really bad. Then at 10:30pm I’m comatose in the corner while people are drawing dicks on my forehead. That’s me.
Correction. No Chance would turn up 2 hours late and then spend the next 3 hours reading the house rules.
Which will have already been emailed to us with a disclaimer attached saying we have already read it and agreed to it’s terms.
Cons @I want Mackem Cock would be dressed in a silk dressing gown with his nob tucked between his legs like a mangina whilst repeating "It rubs the lotion on its skin" @Roland Deschain would constantly complain that people can't just have 2 pints, it must be 3 in today's brave new world. @CaraMatt would never ever ever be able to figure out how a webcam works. @Ben 10 would be 30 seconds ahead of everyone else as Jarra is soooooo special. I would be left looking lost, disturbed and confused.
