Driving home for Christmas Going to pop into IKEA Driving home for Christmas yeah Too many last minute ****s in here And it’s been so long Getting out the car park So I sing this song To drown out the wife’s complaints Driving in my car Driving via Ikea
Morning. Woke up with a bit of a sore throat, aint got any tests so dunno if i got the lergys. Off to get a haircut then collect some stuff ordered on argos that i have to collect from sainsburys. Will buy some strepsils too
Was speaking to barber earlier about potential lockdowns and he said to take his number off the shop front as he'll still be working from home if forced to shut his shop. Happy days, no pikey look for me if there's another lockdown.
Youve officially hit gangsta status when you have your own barber on call mate. Congratulations and welcome
Just spoken to my missus, (she’s a designer) she’s just had an email from her agent. Who has got her a contract with apple. Missus has got to sign a non disclosure agreement before apple will tell her about the contract, but it sounds ****ing big time ! well chuffed for her. She’s worked hard for this. Hopefully next year I can buy a big leather wingback and sit around smoking cigars instead of out hustling on the streets lol
Yes, I've heard! It'll make **** all difference to anything, he's a dithering old twat. IKEA was painless. Everything since hasn't been though. Went to two supermarkets to buy Old Rosey but nowhere had it, both were ****ing packed. In town now, also packed. A packed **** hole. Had to deposit some lucre. Have come for a relaxing pint, **** it.
Went out to buy some boot socks to go with some surprise boots i got the mrs, ended up coming back with 2 pairs of boot socks, 3 xbox games an amazon echo and a body wash set ffs. What do you even do with a amazon echo
