And dont worry lads If i see luv working behind the bar ill order in some proper drinks so we dont all turn gay
An absolute geezer drinking a cocktail is still an absolute geezer. Louis Spence drinking Carling is still Louis Spence.
Anyway, waiting for Fosse to turn up with a load of signed photographs when he reads he's won unfunniest poster award. please log in to view this image
Best Beef: Wagu Worst Beef: Schlem's drunken brawls with anyone Best poster: Spurly - funny, clever and doesn't take it too seriously. Funniest poster : Wendy - probably come as a surprise to her - but often has me smiling, particularly on the British Politics thread on GC. Best thread : Burly Arms - it's not all about the footie - good to get some insights into the men behind the masks. Worst thread: None really - multiple Evertonian bet welching (allegedly) threads was a bit tedious Unfunniest poster: Quite a few have their moments but nobody really excels for me. Miserable Bastard of the year: Babs has his moments from time to time - but then again, he has to deal with a bunch of knob jockeys on a daily basis. Most pointless poster: Probably the Toon lads come the end of the year. OAP of the Year: Sucky .... 24 to 34 going on 84 Best cook: Chief Worst cook: Schlem Best photographer: Ponky Most likely to cream his shorts over avatar bets: Ponky again Most likely to swing their handbag: Pompey - but it is Louis Vuiton Biggest welch: Luv ... but the spelling doesn't look right? Best flounce: Haggy - into eternity Best drunk: Libby - usually culminating with his services to munter romance Worst Welch: Luv ... but the spelling doesn't look right.... Poster who misses HIAG the most: Ponky - by a ****ry mile Poster with psychological problems: Just about every ****er! Alcoholic Anonymous nominee: Probably more than seems obvious. and finally….. Non Gender/****/lesbian/Alphabet person of the Year: Munse appears to be in transition- has chopped her tits off and appears to be growing a fledgling penis grafted on to her forehead. Best Mod: Me. Worst Mod: It's a thankless task (unless you are salaried like me - thanks Mick) so I won't be dissing anyone for what borders on charity work. Worst run board: Naked Golf Best board: PL Best Racist: Pete, Dunc and Kusstard, the 3 GC stooges
