Off Topic The Christmas Thread

aka cheese on toast sandwich.

 

Pretty much

 

You’re a good man

 

We used to ask for a Tortoise sandwich when we ordered them at the Dock cafe.

 

I’ve had a think about my request for 900k to a million, forget the money I’ll have this instead if it’s ok..
Thank you in advance….

 

Can’t be the great mans real signature, should have few more zeros on the end

 

I’ll message and call him a liar I’m pissed enough

 

Bought a few bottles of local wine here for the festivities, not bad at all, 15%, certainly drinkable at £3 a bottle.

 

Makes you think… would I go for a drink with these people?

 

Why not?

 

You'd get stood up.

 

A leading copper said safe standing would lead to surges, crushing and hooliganism. Guess he has never seen 25,000 behind one goal at Dortmund using it for years with no problems. Apparently it would not be possible to implement at the MKM. Quelle surprise!

 

Actually… now I think of it, did you write that card?

 

No. Mind you, I am not one of those nut jobs who think safe standing is a dangerous thing that shouldn't be brought in, especially at the MKM either.

 

But would they stand their round?
(shut it Twowrights)

 

There are some images that are now just part of the Christmas tradition.

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I was invited to my grandson’s rehearsal of his Christmas nativity play at dinner time, he has attention issues and they thought it might help him if I was there…. Absolutely cracks me up… sooo funny, I was literally crying with laughing. It was a cpl of years ago.