Ciaran Clark should never play again

You’re not Pouchy. Keep it short and to the point. Understand, Agent?

 

Just not in my nature! But I’ll aim to provide executive summaries to any long posts - pour aider les autres

 

Have you just learnt 'autres' today on the "learn French" cd?

 

i hear approval in that post, Sir… every day’s a jour d’ecole

 

Should be 'jour de classe'

 

I think Les might be teaching him but I’m not sure.

 

Right that’s it, I give up. **** French and **** YOU SIR!

(Slam…)

 

Is now a good time to tell that when I was at university I worked part time at the Co-Op?

 

It’s a minefield of intellectual challenge in here, so many audiences and so little chance of ever understanding them all…. and I love it

 

Footsteps stop, classroom door creaks open a notch…. no eye contact, just a mumbled “what, Sir?”

the end scene will be me being saved from myself and going on to Oxford

 

Or a Policeman and the Head Teacher, Les, rushing into the door way of the room saying “Just keep on walking Cara, just keep on walking you’ll be okay.”

 

Where you drown in a freakish accident watching the Oxford Cambridge boat race

 

I hope you’re not heading up the Creative Literature class

 

“… take your trousers with you son, everything’s gonna be fine, go to the lady officer … ‘Sir’s gonna stay and talk to us for a bit’”

 

Not all of us can write Jack the Ripper masterpieces

 

Ciaran Clark's Careless Catastrophic Calamities. It'll be the title of our end of season DVD.

Interesting how he's gone from our most dependable defender to the new Jean Allen Boumsong.

 

I mean he has yet to have a decent game this season. He’s been worse than Lascelles. That’s pretty difficult. So a couple of bad games is not quite the case.

I would say prior to this season he has been pretty steady. Not great but fairly solid and dependable. Maybe it’s just a case that his level has dropped.

 

He's been next to ritchie and lacelles most the season...

 

I don’t know there’s a few times I’ve looked for him with a glaring hole in the back 4 or 5, and I’ve spotted him on the left wing

Absolute ****e, we need better. Him and Lascelles are like Laurel and Hardy at their peak.

 

Neither are good enough