Off Topic The Burly Arms

Staring Priti Patel as the Virgin Mary and Nigel Farage as Joseph

 

Patel would be Herod.

 

Good Jewish boy was our Jesus.

 

I think there's a few different variations on his birth. One that I read, suggested that the bright star that the three wise men followed was actually a conjunction of Jupiter, Venus and the star Regulus that occurred in the eastern, sky rising in the morning in the location of Palestine on April 17. 2 BC

 

Doesn’t exist mate so that’s bollocks.

 

Which would be the date we celebrate Easter, his resurrection .


You sure your'e not confusing birth with re-birth?

 

He hasn’t got a clue, he’s a heathen, pretty sure he used to sacrifice goats.

 

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No, Easter is another Pagan festival nicked by the Christians

That's the Spring equinox. when pagans celebrated Eostre, a northern Goddess, who's symbol was a Hare (Easter Bunny)

 

What do you mean 'used to' ?

 

He was born 5 days after me then

 

AD stands for Anno Duggie.

 

You’d never catch one these days.

 

I know that, the Romans (not Christians as such) changed all the Pagan festivals to userp the religeon.

Do you know why we have Easter Eggs?

 

That's why I've got a bike

 

Disgusting way to talk about her.

 

Presume it has something to do with rebirth, symbol of the egg, new life.

I.e. The end of winter and coming of the Spring.

 

The teachings of Christianity are supposed to stem from Jesus

did he celebrate Christmas?

No

Dodgy

 

Think that’s known as an islam dunk.

 

Could be but the way i heard it (and could kind of accept) as a 7yo in morning assembly was, the egg represents the stone which was rolled across the entrance to the cave that Jesus was interred in as it was oval shaped

 

Is Christmas mentioned in the Bible?
There ya go, ****ing Romans nicking others celebrations