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  1. PINKIE

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    Will google now

    Maya Jama

    Not tampon eating.
     
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    Honestly I’d be eating that arse even if she’d had chicken madras the night before.
     
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    Lots of nice brown curves :tongue:
     
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    Somalian/English/Swedish ancestry. I’d last about eight seconds.
     
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    Any of you lot doing any Hippy **** for the winter solstice tomorrow ?

    Just me then lol

    Gonna ride out to some standing stones near me that align with the sunrise on winter solstice.
     
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    Forgot about the solstice. Might have a **** outside or something.
     
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    You’ll likely be amazed at this, but no mate.
     
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    Welcome to join me for the garden ****.
     
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    If we all do, your roses will be ****ing awesome next summer <cheers>
     
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    Sorry what?
     
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    Lol, to be fair we should all be out celebrating the return of the Sun like our Pagan forefathers. As this is what this time of year is about.

    I think it was only the early Christian church who decided that to stamp out the old Pagan festival, and that they would re-work the birth of the sun, into the birth of the son.

    Jesus was born in the Spring apparently.
     
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    <laugh> ... just realised... I have swear filter ... thought you had written **** ... but obviously not ...
     
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    It’s a ball of gas mate, we go round it, happens every year.
     
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    My first granddaughter was born on the solstice, tomorrow i will be visiting for her birthday :emoticon-0100-smile

    My little Pagan Princess <ok>
     
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    Lol yeah, I'm of this mind too.

    I just think it's funny that we all eat mince pies and throw tinsel around the house, for a middle eastern bloke who was born in the Spring.
     
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    A migrant born to a single mum in a shed. A tale for our times. I might do a remake.
     
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    I had it in my head that Jesus was born mid September for some reason :huh:

    Anyway, days will start getting longer after tomorrow :grin:
     
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