I sort of feel I should be battering you or something, you know? Something to restore a sense of honour and make my mum proud of me once more. But you’ve always seemed a good sort to me, Tina, so I’ll simply give you a few wee digs in the kidney (whilst murmuring attractive-sounding threats) and make my way out the door. Don’t let this happen again, though, okay? xx
He plays left mid, and he plays left back, he plays centre half, and he shows no slack, he's our prodigal son, and he hates the Huns...... Charlie mulgrew, Charlie Mulgrewwwwww