Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

A school served this as a Christmas dinner...

After parents complained the school sent an email saying...

“the overall feedback from students was that they really enjoyed it and this was evidenced by the empty plates and happy faces”, before adding that there would be no refunds.

After the twitter ****storm the school apologised and is giving a refund...the ****wits charged £3.50 for that

 

£3.50 for a turkey sandwich and a mince pie is good value ffs.


Some People dont know they are born

 

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Done for work now

 

Nice one mate. Enjoy

You spending some time with your lad over xmas ?

 

Yeah we alternate years for having him overnight Christmas eve and it's my turn this year so buzzing for that.

Pub tomorrow.

 

Happy days mate

 

Whats the lad got for xmas bruv?

I loved having two family's as a kid, my dad and his wife and my old dear and her lot, two xmas's and birthdays.

He should rinse the pair of you dry if he knows what hes doin

 

I got a surprise pager one xmas, think I was about 12/13 at the time, cos i never rang/came back home and **** when i was out,

Unfortunately i lost/sold that not long after

Fukin trakin me

 

Yeah he's just started to wise up to that one lol. Getting to that age too where it's all pricey ****.

Got a few bits early this year and on good deals. Scooter & punch bag probably what he'll like most. Also a minecraft xbox control which was daylight ****ing robbery.

 

I hope you slipped him scooter fine money with that

That **** adds up

 

Boozy Christmas cake by Mrs luv, just gone in the oven.

 

Its the 19th bruv

Wtf ya doin?

 

Christmas cake lasts ages mate, full of sugar and alcohol.

She usually makes it earlier and feeds it brandy for a month but didn't have time.

 

Cooling now then add brandy.

 

Mulled Cider sorted.

Got a nice kick!

 

Stood in a queue at M&S to get my Turkey. This is ****.