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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    ^^^^^


    Oven dodger <party>
     
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    Very good.

    Guess I could be a work dodger leeching off women, but fortunately not.
     
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    No just ovens

    <party>
     
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    That would make a nice German lampshade
     
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    If I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day every day for 5 years, how long does it take the cookie monster to make 6000000 batches of cookies?
     
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    45 years 6 months more or less.
     
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    You gone Full Nazi now then Duncs?
     
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    Wow .

    I'm impressed, I made it 45 years and 4 months .


    Did you work it out yourself?
     
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    I believe the lampshade thing is a myth .


    The pope wears red shoes out of dead babies though .
     
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    It’s a trick question as the ovens are only operating for five years.
     
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    Yes but I forgot about leap years. Silly me.
     
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    Cookies gas bill must be astronomical.
     
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    We should ban pre shredded cheese.

    Lets make Britain grate again.
     
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    *Cookie's
     
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    3 days as the cookie monster opened more ovens and employed polish workers for less than minimum wage to make them.
     
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    good job as he did not invent them
     
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    They are cooked in electric ovens
     
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    Archie said they were Ukrainians
     
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