New owner confirmed…

Don't get hooked on betting. Don't make a rod for your own back.

 

Need to keep it on an even keel...

 

Is it environmentally friendly though

 

It can get you mugged.

 

Who was she talking about?

 

£55

 

Is that a F1 joke too.
Double points, well done.

 

The missus didn't want an expensive engagement ring because it would just make her worried about being mugged, was quite happy with a relatively cheap one (~ 200 pounds) which I was no doubt happy about too!

 

I think they said it was plant based rubber?

 

Kinky Bastard.

 

Have these numbers been audited. I love that you used a Pie chart to advise us.
Was it a meat pie, a vegetable/vegan pie, a fish pie or a fruit pie.

 

Can't beat bamboo jonnies

 

Does 'fish pie' include Donna?

 

It's not about the pie, it's about what goes with the pie.

(Please do not check the numbers)

 

Curry, gravy or mushy peas?

 

Don't make me create another pie chart!

 

There's posh, wearing a johnny for that.

 

My donna is on holiday and all she said was 'papa don't preach'.