So someone has re-written the Twelve Days of Christmas, paying homage to Brexit... https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1471400217182453766.html
Thats strange I have never heard any of those comments when shopping in Waitrose with my wife Must have been in one of the more deprived areas
"Chris Witty should announce sternly that it's now clear the number of people who despise Johnson is doubling every two days, and we have to accept it will have affected everyone by Christmas, especially anyone who's been in close contact with him."
An old lady turns into a bank branch to make a cash withdrawal. She handed her debit card to the cashier at the bank and said: - I would like to... withdraw €10 , please . The cashier says to her : - For withdrawals less than €100, please use an ATM. - Why is that? Asks the old lady. The cashier responds by giving her her debit card: - These are the instructions, ma'am. Please there are people behind you... waiting !! Please leave, if you have nothing else to ask! The old lady stays silent for a few seconds, then turns the card to the cashier and says: - Please help me withdraw all the money from my account!!! The cashier was surprised when he checked the old lady's balance and said: - You have €500,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that amount at the moment. Can you come back tomorrow? Coldly the old lady asks: - How much can I withdraw on the spot ? The cashier says to her : - All amount up to 3000 euros. - Well, please give me 3000 euros now, says the old lady. The cashier angrily returns to the safe, taking out the 20 € and 10 € packages and spends the next 10 minutes counting the 3 000 euros. He hands them to the old lady and asks her: - Can I do anything else for you today ? Calmly the old lady puts 10 euros in her purse and says: - Yes, I want to deposit €2,990 in my account.
