Off Topic The Burly Arms

How comes?

 

My dad was never a stellar example of parenting.

 

Wanna talk about it big man?

 

YES

 

Actually a 9/10 has just started on the bench next to me so later x

 

Mans in the gym ffs.

Its not even 8am


I bet you jogged there too ffs.

Hate you people

 

I don’t jog anywhere bro I’m straight.

 

Thank god, thought i was gonna have to put you on ignore then

 

You don’t want to miss out on all this bantz.

 

Morning.

 

Marnin' Luv

What's on today ?

 

Man flu (not Covid). Taking a day off.

 

You working from home at the moment ?

Not today obvs

 

Yeah been working from home for a couple of years now.

 

Can't you just stick a recording on when somebody calls ?

'Yes madam, we understand your problem and rest assured we are working towards resolving this for you. We'll be in touch, have a good day'

That sort of thing

 

I'm the same way that you could buy 4 Dairy Milk for a £1 and flog them at a £5 each and call them organic. Yeah I could do that.

 

That's actually not a bad idea

 

There are vegan ones now. They aren’t good.

 

Cadbury's is ****. Sugar, Vegetable fat and flavourings

 

Yeah but when they add popping candy and jelly beans it's magic.