Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

You can't read properly mate, its not the 1st time you fuked up because of It either.

 

You should take a hot bath and go to bed though. That’s always good advice.

 

Cold baths are better

 

No offence roy but your not of the usual standard of scalp i usually go for. Namean?

Like what i mean is Everyone has shagged you and i dont want to now because your the town slag. No glory in taking your ****.

Soz mate

 

I haven't had a hot bath in 20 years. I'm a shower man myself.

 

^^^^
Pussy

 

Namean?

 

All true im afraid mate.

Your scalp simply doesn't offer any glory for me.

Or anyone for that matter.

Soiled goods bro.

 

Bit of lavender in the bath, a few candles and some Talksport makes for a lovely evening.

 

Have a think... Im sure you can work it out in time

 

Then I've just defeated you in my eyes

The warrior code

 

I'm done with him, he's all yours

 

Oh I'm sure its some kiddie street slang. Bit old for that aren't you?

 

He flapped it mate.

Remember that please.. He lost his honour

 

Congrats bro.

Come again when you have some decent notches on ya belt mate, maybe we can talk then.

At the moment your Carlisle asking real madrid for a friendly.

 

What happened last time we played?

 

Rarely bath mostly shower. But epsom salts in a hot bath, then about 18 hours free after as it knocks you the fck out. Wake up fresh though lol

 

Theres an age limit on slang?

 

He’s 19

 

I refused you a bet cos you're small fry?