It helps if you've actually got some hair yourself before you start taking the piss out of other people's haircuts, Mr Hatem old chap.
So if the Winter Solstice is the 'shortest day' & the Summer Solstice is the 'longest day', is the Allams 24 hours the Endemic Day?
I heard two guys in the gym, having a light hearted barny about his receding hairline. One said to the other. 'If I was as ugly as you I'd comb my arse hair.' I thought it was funny.