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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Not fit for purpose: ‘our’ NHS

    Friday morning I had toothache. That had gone by lunchtime. Friday night I went to brush my teeth and looking in the mirror I had a swollen cheek – an abscess. Been here before: go to dentist, get prescription for amoxicillin to get rid of the abscess, go back to dentist a week later.

    Saturday morning I phoned my dentist. Their automated answering system said they are not open weekends, call NHS 111. So I called NHS 111 and went through the half a dozen plague questions “press 1 or press 2” and it then asked me to say the nearest large town or city. It did not seem to recognise ‘Hull’ but perhaps it is programmed for the local aitch droppers and I should have said ‘Ull’. When it diverted me to the national waiting system it said the queue was at least ten minutes, so I hung up. I then went on their website. When I had to answer whether I was male or female there was a long note stating that they wanted the gender you were born, not your chosen gender identity. After navigating the system, I got to the dentistry section and I booked a call back.

    On Sunday, 23 hours later, I got a call from the NHS in Leeds. It was quite clear that the lady at the other end was working off a script from the simplistic nature of the questions but ultimately it got down to wait until Monday morning and call your dentist as I am sure they can see you in an emergency. Strangely, I walk past the NHS Emergency Dental Surgery in Hull every day of the week and the place was completely shut on Saturday.

    So I may as well not have bothered with ‘our’ NHS. It is actually a Woke Covid Clinic, Monday to Friday. Another failure of Socialism where the State can provide everything...
     
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    Sounds like we need a Tory government to sort this out.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    No, anymore than I approve of us bombing the **** out of Iraqi and Libyan civilians.

    You only see one side of the coin, that's your trouble.
     
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    Clean your teeth properly, you skank and none of this would have happened.
     
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    If you are on hold and the recorded message states that you may need to wait 10 minutes, perhaps just put the speakerphone on and wait.


    What a ****ing impatient dunce.

    Don't bad mouth are NHS you stupid old ****
     
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    Not a concept I’d expect you to be overly familiar with tbh
     
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    Congratulations, you just won the Stupidest **** on the Internet award, for the third year running.
     
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    In the case of Iran, with the active support of US and her allies.
     
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    No, we should have declared war when they invaded Czechoslovakia. The Czechs had half decent forces and a highly defensible mountainous country. Hitler would have got a kick up The Tatras.
     
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    when did we bomb civilians?
    all our bombing was aimed at infrastructure and military targets
    lockerbie and berlin were DELIBERATELY targeting civilians
    this is the problem with crazed lefties
    they hate our country and dont accept the truth
     
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  13. QuarterMoonII

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    Just a different Tory government...

    All the Lefties, including Labour, will just throw more money into the bottomless pit.
     
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    Loads of civilians were bombed by us, loads of times. You just don't or can't see the truth.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    have you got any examples?
     
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    Not as much as of dunce as you carrot crunchers that marry their sisters and refuse to accept that the NHS is a total disaster that they continue to fund.

    I should quit work – no more National Insurance payments – and sign up with BUPA.I can sue them for not being available at weekends as I would have a contract. The NHS is dog sh*t – and my mother used to be a nurse in it!
     
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    Do a search you'll find some.

    This country has killed innocents for centuries.
     
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    So you can't
    are you saying that we deliberately targeted civilians like Libya did?
    but you just can produce any examples
    you are just showing that you hate our country
    and was supporting Saddam Hussein
     
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    They made too many assumptions – they expected the safety car to finish the race so they left their man out on old tires. Red Bull never made the assumptions and in a one lap race for the title they won.
     
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