lets get a sordid drunk sex stories thread gawn

I know , thats what adds to the surrealness...

Its alright though , its not my real name <shh>

 

aye but ur buzz killington ser

 

Using the latest and most powerful software I've managed to extract a reflection of Nev in one of the water droplets on the outside of his can of Stella 4%


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And you all thought he was a racist bigot.

 

I had to google that.

No bother.

I know when I'm not wanted.

:-(

 

that's an abo. i can actually smell him fae here. RL will back me up on this one. they REEK!

 

There's teauchtar drink right there... Hoots mon!

 

bet it has a killer after taste

 

Not sure why the brought out 4% Stella... it's like diet irn bru. It tastes alrigfht but afdter a can you just want something stronger

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My most sordid sex sessioon was wi a burd who gave us a blowjob after I had shagged her up the chorus n verse!!


The sex that weekend was filthy - we were pished n mad wi all weekend! Anything went - gave her a false number and ****ed off on the Monday morning!

Not the type of chick to take home n meet the parents !! She was a mad gothic type but was into techno. Met her at Pressure at the arches!

 

I couldnt possibly comment

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classy chick. wish all burds were like guys, bare with me, on their atitude towards sex. they should all be out like us chokin to get plundered not that i want plundered hahahahahaha