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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. Chief

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    Who the **** is that?
     
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    <laugh>

    I wondered wtf you was on about yesterday.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Brilliant.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    Astro

    Twitter Famous Everton fan<laugh> see vvd day thread for his other vids
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    STFU, is it really?

    What the **** was his not606 persona all about then?
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Nah not that one looool

    Least I don't think so anyway <laugh>
     
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    Can't be, no.

    Just saw another vid on the VVD thread.
     
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    Anyways chiefs and piskie bikes for da yoots.

    I got my bird some expensive DKNY pyjamas and matching gown, a bottle of vera wang scent cos i like to give her some wang every Xmas (house joke) a gucci make up bag, pair of kicks and some thorntons chocolates that spell her name cos shes like a crackhead for that chocolate ****. Like a proper fiend its quite worrying sometimes.

    Ill get my dad summin for his house cos he lives like a student i dunno a wall picture or summin any suggestions welcome for that.

    Ill get my step marge some gin. Cant go wrong there.

    Bro and sis can get a score each in a card. Maybe a tenner depends how stoosh i feel at the time.

    Thats me i think
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    You’re the real gift, bro.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Thanks man.

    I know ive got a new phone and some boots coming not sure what else.
     
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    Told her to get you some draw last time I was round.
     
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    Like im ever out of weed ffs<laugh>
     
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    I'm not one for buying people wall pictures, I tend to think they really are so personal taste and if someone gives it to you as a pressie, you feel obliged to put it up, specially if it's someone close that has given it to you. I'd appreciate far more someone buying me a bottle of Rum that I've not had before. My expensive tastes would be guitar related. Decent tops/t shirts are always appreciated.
     
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    Fine I’ll get you the air fryer instead then.

    When’s the draw for not606 Secret Santa?
     
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    How do you fry air?
     
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    Dunno mate I didn’t invent it.
     
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    Yeh i hear that and agree, cant get him booze cos hes a pisshead enough without my help <laugh>

    Funny tshirt might be the one, he loves a giggle and being a bit outrageous so summin like that might be good.

    Nothing expensive cos its xmas and its not our fukin birfdee its Jesus's.

    Does everyone not do like that? Xmas just **** prezzies and go big on birthdays?

    Thats why my bros getting a tenner i just done near 2bills on his 21st not 4 weeks ago<laugh>
     
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    Not sure but ive got brb a pizza cutter again
     
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    I would organise it but the only address I have is Pete’s and he’s getting Ryvitas again.
     
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