In the shed mate ... might actually get it out over Xmas ... and the home made ones are way better for sure
Defo something dodgy looking about Fosse’s gaff for the Lad from Dominos to lob those pizzas in the porch of a house a whole street away.
Our gaf looks beautiful with the lights ... not my fault Dominos employs numptiès who can't read road signs ... how long did you work for them for?
Would probably be street names rather than road signs if he got the wrong street. What was that you were saying about numpties again ?
Me n the little un just been round at my old dear's helping her to get the xmas decs up. Always feels a bit strange doing that without my old man being there Remember back in the day the old fella chasing a string of lights to try and find the dead bulb, trying to get the 25 year old xmas lights working and hoping they wouldn't burn the house down. Still, it looks nice over there and it will be proper festive come xmas day with all of the family there.
please log in to view this image Let's pretend your joke was funny and move on. Good one Foss Anyway, what you been up to today fella ? Getting into the xmas spirit yet ?
Working (from home) ... Will be wrapping up at 5:30 ... then get me beer sorted ... and a slice of pizza ... or ten
There was always one blown one that needed hunting down, and then there was always one really dodgy one that would burn as bright and hot as a nuclear reactor. The invention of LEDs was a xmas revolution that must have saved many a house fire.
Eldest lives with her boyfriend (have bought a house together) ... middle is due back from Cardiff Uni towards end of next week ... so just me the missus and the youngest doing the Man v Food challenge ...
Do you ever cough so hard your balls hurt afterwards? It was weird... Hard a coughing fit after piece of dry peanut skin got stuck in my throat. (Yes, I said peanut not penis you sickos-- I was peeling and eating them from the shells). Finally had this one cough so hard it finally cleared my throat but left this tearing pain all the way down my centre to my ballsack. It was quite excruciating. I've never hurt my balls coughing before and wondered if that was normal.
Actually, that is possible, hernias seem to run in the family and I've been moving a lot of heavy boxes around recently. Haven't had the pain since that cough, but that doesn't rule out a hernia.
