British Politics

Even Ant and Dec have had enough of the ****er
8th December 2021

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THE state of Boris Johnson’s corrupt, hypocritical regime is so undeniable it has even pissed off Ant and Dec.

The normally apolitical presenters opened I’m A Celebrity last night by not especially subtly suggesting the prime minister should f**k right off, in a sign that he may have lost the support of the light entertainment establishment.

Viewer Norman Steele said: “The Queen’s expected to remain entirely neutral on political matters. And just below her there’s Ant and Dec.

“If they’re going in for the kill about Downing Street’s illegal lockdown Christmas party then it’s over. The message has been received by the man on the street and by this evening they’ll be storming Number 10 with rifles and flags like it’s the Winter Palace.

“What else do you need? Condemnation from the cast of Hollyoaks? The Blue Peter dog to call you a lying piece of ****? Holly Willoughby wiping her arse on a picture of your face?

“It’s game over. That’s just what happens when TV’s most loveable faces turn on you. They’re more powerful than Murdoch.”

 

Still crying about Brexit!!

Love it!

 

He does what he wants, he does what he wants. BORIS JOHNSON he does what he wants

 

He's untouchable. Deal with it

 

You wonder how the fat bag of custard pulls so much then you see guys like you opening up wide so he can **** in your mouth and you realise, its a cult.

 

Some people people seem delighted to be driven to a froth by the media. It seems a great way to divert attention from other issues.

 

The irony is, I think his initial plan was to bugger off straight after getting Brexit through, but covid ****ed that, and the media had a big hand in it.

If the media want him out, they're going the totally wrong way about it.

 

In other news the UK is heading for a £4 billion deficit with the EU for 2021. All those German cars that we were not going to buy seem somehow to have found their way through The Ardennes and across The Channel in a more successful rerun of WW2. I must admit that I'm not thinking of trading in the Rishi sponsored Merc for a MonkeyHanger made Datsun anytime soon,

 

Pretty sure Boris never gave a **** about Brexit. Or anything at all really, except what’s good for Boris. He only got on the Brexit bandwagon because he saw an opportunity to corner the Stupid **** vote. Since getting Brexit done, he’s taken the piss out of the mugs who voted him in so blatantly, that even the stupidest of stupid ****s have noticed.

 

I think it's pretty clear that brexit simply created the opportunity for him to get the power and exposure he craved. His views are pretty much based on which way he sees the wind of the populous blowing. It's why I think a quick in and out, to profit like the former PM's have with minimum effort was his initial game plan.

Let's face it, if Blair can still earn a fortune after all he did, Boris having a party would be a minor hiccup to that game plan.

The media smell blood, because of the current voting polls, but I think people are stupid enough to believe that 'different' must be 'better', which when you look at the alternatives, isn't all that certain, and the civil servants will still be the same.

It's why I find people wrapped up in party politics amusing, and naive.

 

Social media gives a big platform for useful idiots.

I'm reminded of the (alleged) Chinese curse.

1. May you live in interesting times.

2. May you be recognized by people in high places.

3. May you get what you wish for.

 

It's not just about money with Boris, I think he loves being Top Banana. Might not be enjoying it so much right now, but I bet he still clings on for every bit as long as he can.

Blair has ****ed his legacy over two things, Iraq and personal greed. Which is a shame because he did a lot of good stuff too.

 

It's why I say those that want rid of him are approaching it wrong. He'll cling on until he feels he can leave when it looks like he's on a high, and it doesn't look like he's crumbled to pressure.

 

Breaking news


Sir Rodney smuggled some mince pies and a flask of warm tea into the houses of Parliament in a scheme to hold an impromptu Christmas party.

The zany scheme failed as the right honorable member for Bradford East accused him of being racist and stirring up anti Muslim hatred .

They decided to celebrate Winterfest by meeting up at a Rotherham care home to diddle kids instead , knowing it will be easier to cover up than a Secret Santa and a slice of Yule log in London.

 

Meanwhile in NZ, prohibition on tobacco to be gradually introduced starting 2023:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ext-generation-in-bid-to-outlaw-habit-by-2025