Well so that you don't regret it, you should invite me this year. You should invite everyone from not 606. Post your name and address here and we'll all show up. Also what's your mother's maiden name?
Telling Ashley Roberts that she was the best shag out of all the Pussycat Dolls was a mistake, in hindsight... Nicole in particular hasn't taken it well ... I'm now blocked on her Snapchat and Instagram ... proper bitch.
A mate of mine was telling me about how a girl he used to shag liked to have hot candle wax dripped on her nipples and then have it nibbled off. He was at it one night and told me how he accidentally swallowed a nipple shaped piece of wax and nearly choked to death lol. Apparently the girl thought his gasps for air was just him enjoying it
She sounded like a dickhead that one. He said she liked to be punched in the back of the head when he was doing her from behind. Not just a slap either, a proper lump in the back of the noggin. Stupid ****in wrong un