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January window….

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Dec 5, 2021.

  1. Magdad

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    short term transfer advisor to be appointed with a dof now being hired via recruitment company.

    Cometh the hour cometh the Keegan for Jan.
     
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  2. CaraMatt

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    Wish I’d written that. Agreed.
     
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    Yeah he looks real good. Right handful. Every big club seems to be after him though. No chance in our position.
     
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  4. CaraMatt

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    For **** sake.
     
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    I dream…. this beautiful bastard does everything I want from a striker
     
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  6. Magdad

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    Sure he's on loan with future transfer already agreed and done.
     
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  7. CaraMatt

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    Yes, I think Fiorentina to Juve on the loan, and no way Juve won’t pony up….
     
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  8. CaraMatt

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    Wikipaedia tells me (yeah, I know) “On 5 October 2020, Chiesa signed a two-year loan deal with Juventus; a €3 million loan for the first season and a €7 million loan for the second season, with a conditional obligation to buy for €40 million plus €10 million in variables.”

    an obligation-to-buy sits on Juve, but not an obligation ‘to be bought’ on Chiesa -

    so let’s nip over with a couple of co-op gals on each arm, a list of reassuringly imminent galatico signings to wave under his nose, a huge weekly and an 80m bid …. Our man bagged; My Drogba-clone; Trophies; Cans.
     
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  9. Magdad

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    Unless they go bankrupt beforehand due to no superdupercunts league. The Italians and Barca and Madrid are in DEEP DEEP ****. This time Madrid and Barcelona aren't being bailed out by government, and in fact the head of La Liga has made it worse for them.........Previously those 2 creamed all the money in Spain and this has been stopped to make it a more competitive league.

    All their spending to try and keep up with the Jones's in Europe is coming home to roost and the Piper now wants paid but they don't have the cash. Shame <laugh>
     
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  10. CaraMatt

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    I mean, I’ve done the hard graft, I hope Eddie and Amanda are reading
     
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  11. CaraMatt

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    and Spurs are paying the price for having kept up with….. oh, hang on :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Seriously, what I would do to piss off any of the ****ers that tried underhand **** with us, is wait till they offer on any player. For example Liverpool after Bellingham, we have no chance of signing him but offering Dortmund £150m and driving the price up would be funny as **** :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  13. CaraMatt

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    **** me that’s a lush idea…. and I can already hear Klopp’s voice in my head “you know, mit fussball, sometimes ze player is led by zeir agents and make poor poor poor decisions. I won’t comment on uzzer clubs but I’m disappointed for…..” whiny, mock-humble, hypocritical Kunt.
     
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  14. Magdad

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    They think they'll get him for £90m, as I say we won't get him but just chucking an offer of say £130m makes Dortmund say to Liverpool "Match it" .

    Tottenham try and get Martinez as a Kane replacement - We swagger in and offer an extra £40m on top of their bid makes Inter say "Match it" .

    We might not be able to get the elite players at the moment but we can make sure the rest of these ****ers have to pay wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy over the odds if they want them and spunk their own FFP out the water.
     
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    I really really rate him. He's so combative. Always seems to battle his way to the ball first.
     
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    Don't see what his colour has to do with it - bit of a racist comment that.
     
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  17. Magdad

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    How about Wout Weghorst as CarraMatt's new Drogba style signing?
     
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    He's utter arse.

    I've got a couple more for him. First is Victor Osimhen. But the second is a "one that got away" in Ivan Toney. Every time I've seen him play I'm mystified as to how the Newcastle hierarchy let him leave, just oozes strength, talent and class.

    Then I remember the "hierarchy" was Lee Charnley and I'm no longer mystified.
     
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    Toney is possible
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    As you can see from this list you're all way off

     
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