Off Topic The Burly Arms

Marnin’ gents

chimney cowel blew off last night and landed in next door’s pond. Have just fished it out and now assessing whether to get up on the roof myself or pay somebody else to do it

 

This is the most Cornwall thing I’ve ever read.

 

I only ran away down here to get away from the refugees. Did not expect this kind of nonsense in my trouble free corner of the land

 

**** is a chimney cowel?

 

One of these

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Creates a better draw, stops downdrafts and rain getting down the chinmey and stops birds from nesting in yer pipe.

 

I like birds nesting on my pipe

 

My pipe is so big, you can fit a crow down the end of it if you're not careful

 

Just get on it Piskie

ohh but you’re not from these ends

you might fall off it’s a bit gusty up there

get someone else on it

 

@brb

 

Yeah, don't wanna do a Rod Hull.

Nobody going up there today anyway, it's blowing a hooley.

Will probs get somebody else to do it.

 

No good ever came of people who 'just nip up onto the roof'.

Don't do it, you'll end up dead.

Monring by the way.


My breakfast delight was overnight oats with chia seeds, greek yogurt and one scoop of whey isolate. Ripe banana on the side.

 

@CFC: Chumps £launderx17 tried to tag you on the rona thread bru, but the tags don't work,
so I'm letting you know here that there's a rona outbreak in the spurs squad.

 

I've been up there a few times before, but I always hire one of those alu scaffold towers. Cba with that as it will probs cost about the same to pay somebody to go up there instead.

Breakie sounds good. Good nutrition blast that. Don't ruin it with a sneaky diversion to Maccy D's on the way home though.

 

I have this breakfast four weekdays. Then it's the breakfast roll thing on Friday's.

McShit is very rare tbf, although did have one Saturday en route to Manc.

 

McShit is allowed if you're doing a road trip. It's in the rules.

Might get on that overnight oats ting, getting a bit bored my fluffy omelettes

Post it up on the dinner fred bro

 

Site seems to be running slow this morning.

 

Lol, that avi

reminds me of this

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Oh dear

 

Nah Benny Hill look is better for Boris.

 

Boris Hill, the only gay in the village.