Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

I’m 5 days in.

Stop coughing up green globules but feel tired sporadically.

I am defo over worst of it. Thank god I’m not jabbed or would probably have been a hospital visit or death.

 

I need no sympathy

I've had an anti-landslide jab

 

Had my booster and flu jab today. Erm fkn louping.
Ps if any of you cûnts actually had flu/covid, you wouldn’t be on here comparing symptoms.

 

I have covid 100%

Feels like a ****ty cold. Still managed to get my steps in all week (10km a day)

Tried a workout in my gym on Wednesday and felt like I was going to die so won’t be doing that again.

WATP

 

Weakened, Asian-Tapping *****phile?

 

* Steven Gerrard’s Larry-AV

 

It’s no really anything to brag about. It’s clatty folk that get it.

ps hope you get over it. Cûnt of a thing by all accounts. Mark Chib needs you.

 

Where did you read that?

Fans have always collapsed at football grounds but it's usually dealt with by the Red Cross and only those around know anything about it, front rows are headline though so the game is stopped.

 

He's convinced you can't go to a footy game if you aren't vaccinated.

 

The internet told him

 

I don't even think that did on this occasion. He's convinced himself that's the way it is. I've never been asked for proof of vaccination by anybody. I wouldn't even know how to prove that I'm double jabbed

 

I've said this a few times on here yet some people have some weird view of the real world.
They really need to go out and see what it's like.

 

Worse than a septic scrotum?

 

Hell no. That was something I wish I could unsee.

 

I’ve had worse hangovers fs.

 

Kewell Soup Prize

 

There was an earlier one he posted that included a bit of shaft.

 

What A Trouper People

 

Say what you like about the Nazi, she'd get it alright.